Ewwww Dating!

Yes this post is called 'Ewwww Dating!' Do you know why?
Of course you dont...if you did you wouldnt be reading...now would you?

Weeeeeeelllll...its called 'Ewwww Dating!' because no one ever knows where to go or what to do on a date. Therefore dates always make me make an ewww face.

But I find myself to want to try to be a guru so here it goes....

Where to go on a date and What to do.....

1. If there is a carnival in town this is a great place to go. Why you may ask, well simply because carnivals are all about fun! Men can show off there "macho" manlyness at the games and hold you on the rides. Girls you can show off your wonderful smiles and laughter as you eat cotton candy and hold their hand. On the rides you can even see if they smell good!

2. Is your guy a gamer? If he is then go to an arcade. Even if you dont really play, try it out. Try it out because if hes a gamer he will love that you are a gamer and that even if your no good your willing to try. Plus if you are good and hes a good sport he wont mind getting his butt handed to him in a little Gears of War 2! Guys if the girl is no good at games...let her win a round!

3.This one may be a little cheesy but seriously go to the park. The park is an open place where you can jus be comfortable. You can go sit on the swings and talk or act like little kids and play tag! Go down the slide together to catch the breeze, if hes sappy he will love to catch the smell of your hair in the wind. You can sit your feet in the sand box and build a sand castle. Its all good fun!

4.Go to your local CD store! Put on the big head phones and compare bands you like. You can see where your musical tastes lie. They may be the same or completely different. But both of you will love that your giving them a chance. Why? Giving them a chance means your flexible! Plus then you can get really close to hear the music at the same time! Plus it gets you to talk and open up. You may have more in common than you think!!!

5.Get out of your comfort zone and go do some Kareoke (sp?)! Its so much fun and even you cant sing get up there and make a fool out of yourself! It'll show that you have spirit and that you aren't scarred of what people think. So what if your voice cracks during a rousing round of Madonnas "Like A Virgin", he will smile and laugh so laugh with him. Then make your guy go up there and sing Ricky Martins "She Bangs"! You both will laugh till you cry!

6.Make a meal together! Duh it'l get you to laugh if he cant cook. Maybe yall both have the same favorite food. If you can't cook then let him guide you! The kitchen may be a mess and so may be your clothes and such but it will be worth the laughs in the end. You will also have a great story to tell. Plus if the food turns out nasty you can always laugh at that and then order in!

7.Ok the LAST places you want to be are at the movies and to dinner. WHY? Simply because you cant talk in movie. Yea you get to get close to each other BUT theres no getting to know each other! At dinner the girl wil be worried about what to get to eat and the guy will be wondering what you'll eat! Then once the food gets there you'll be EATING! NOT talking and you will worry about getting food caught in your teeth, or on your face, and no one want that stupid string of cheese that tend to hang off your lip, or your breath or how much you ate!

So these are my suggestions follow them or not! They would work for me and I know that anyone who uses then will have fun!

Song lyrics I cant get out of my head today are:

Demi Lovato "Who says I cant wear my converse with my dress!"

Lady GaGa "Lets have some fun this beat is sick, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"